Bouncer Annihilates Punk With Roundhouse Kick And Somebody Please Check His Pulse

I usually go to sleep with a warm glass of milk and Enya playing softly in the background. But I guess nothing puts you to bed quicker than a little sweet chin music and a tile floor. The best part of the video was the bouncer standing over the dude’s lifeless body, and then just walking away. The ultimate sign of disrespect. If anyone has the address to the funeral home, please forward along to me. I’d like to send flowers.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.