Bro Named ‘Phuc Dat Bich’ Keeps Getting His Facebook Account Shut Down For Obvious Reasons

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It’s not Phuc Dat Bich’s fault his Facebook keeps getting shut down – it’s his parents. Go yell at them for being completely unaware that Facebook would be a thing way back in 1992 when PDB was born and then not realizing that PDB would want an account so he could keep in touch with friends by posting pictures of cats and making statuses where he inflates otherwise mundane activities into epics that amass 30+ likes. Could I have broken that sentence up? Sure. But I didn’t so live with it.

As for Phuc Dat Bich, the guy’s pretty pissed that his Facebook keeps getting deactivated and has even been accused of using a false and misleading name. So what’d he do to solve it? He did what any guy pissed at Facebook would do – he went on Facebook and made a status bitching about it. Duh.

I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see…

Posted by Phuc Dat Bich on Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Honestly if my Facebook account got shut down I’d be okay with it. Hell I’d take it as a sign – “Rebecca nobody likes you, take your stupid photos and GTFO,” to which I’d say “Eh that’s fine, I still haven’t beaten Fallout 4 so it’s not like I need Facebook right now anyway. Suck me losers.”

[H/T Metro]

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