This Dude Proves That All You Need To Do To Get Chicks Is To Pretend To Be Famous

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Having difficulty getting your pecker wet? Well that’s because you’ve probably been exuding useless things like ‘values’ and ‘personality’. The ironic thing about values is that they’re of no value when talking to chicks. Most girls don’t care about the clean water initiative you set up in Ethiopia, because those poor Ethiopian children don’t have Instagram to validate anything you do. But if you tell her you were the body double for Kevin James’ in Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 and got VIP access to the premier, just pull your dick out then to save her the trouble. Doesn’t matter that you were standing in for a fat man for the worst movie of our generation, as long as she can tell her twitter followers that she’s dating a “struggling actor,” you might as well be Ryan Gosling.

Case in point.


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