Can someone get me a mulatto colored crayon right quick? Actually two of them, may need both to color the entire thing amiright.
Just when you thought this election couldn’t get any more lit,
foreign policy the economy military positioning dick nationality preference enters the discussion.
Jonah Peretti, the 42-year-old founder of Buzzfeed and Huffington Post shot out the below tweet this afternoon to his 65,000 followers claiming that the daughter of the Republican presidential candidate once offered her desire to see a penis of mixed race during an encounter they had at a Manhattan dive bar.
According to Buzzfeed, Peretti reportedly shot off the tweet in rebuke to a Buzzfeed News post about Ivanka reacting to her father’s now infamous ‘grab them by the pussy’ incident. Ivanka reportedly said the following at Fortune’s Most Powerful Women Summit:
“That’s not language consistent with any conversation I’ve ever had with him, certainly, or any conversation I’ve overheard. So it was a bit jarring for me to hear.”
Buzzfeed reached out to Peretti who shed more light on the scenario. He allegedly met up with Ivanka and roughly five other people (including his wife) at a Manhattan dive bar called Tropical 128 about 8-10 years ago. He claimed that he and Ivanka share a mutual friend who invited her to the bar that night.
He also said that Ivanka shared more about her dick history to the group:
She was saying how she first said she had never seen an uncircumcised cock and then she said, ‘I’ve never seen a mulatto cock. There’s lots of cocks I’ve never seen,’ or something like that.
Peretti claims he never went public with the statement because he believed it to be “personal.”
THIS JUST IN: Ivanka calls bullshit.
I don’t know about you bros but I wholeheartedly choose to believe this is true. Even if this country is sinking, at least we have a lot of violin music on the way down.
You rattled, Ivanka?