Being cheated on sucks. Especially if you still love the person. Hell, even if you’re already checked out of the relationship, it still stings to learn that you’re not bulletproof; that maybe you can’t go through relationships on autopilot. Which also sucks, because actually listening to how someone’s day was is right up there with being water-boarded.
But sometimes all the shattered confidence that comes with being cheated on is restored when your ex comes crawling back asking for another title shot. It’s like receiving a confirmation of what you already knew. That, of course, is that you’re a top-drawer motherfucker…and maybe the guy she left you for has unmanageable halitosis and stinky jizz. Whatever the case may be, the universe has righted itself and now you have a decision to make.
Do I take this idiot back now that she finally came to her senses? Or do I have some self-respect and tell her to get fucked in the best way possible?
This bro below chose the latter. And I don’t think he’s going to regret it.