I’m no expert in infidelity, but if I’m planning to cheat on my imaginary girlfriend, I’m shutting my phone off and paying cash for a cheap motel room outside a 30-mile radius from my partner. I may even consider wearing protection. Lol, jk.
But there is more than one way to skin a cat–another way may be to bone your side piece in broad daylight while children are within ear shot.
According to the Mirror, Carl Vause, 33, was outed as the man having sex with a woman in the street in full view of passers-by after a video was posted in a Facebook group.
The married father from Britain stopped banging his side piece when a disgusted woman reminded them that there were children near by. And they were outside. In broad daylight.
After Vause was cock-blocked, he stormed into his neighbor’s house with a kitchen knife and demanding: “Where is Rick?” Rick was the dude who allegedly filmed the act and threw it up on Facebook.
Rick’s spouse was the only one in the house and immediately called the police.
When police showed up, he told them before he was led away:
“You better keep an eye on me. I am going to get every one of those Facebook people.”
Those Facebook people. Did I mention he was a dad?
Vause conceded to threatening behavior, was given a curfew and ordered to pay court costs. The woman involved has not been named, but was given a police caution for outraging public decency.