VAGINAS: Watch These Chicks Describe Their Hoo Hoos To A Sketch Artist Then Try To Pick Theirs Out Of A Line Up


Top 5 Quotes:

  1. *pulls down pants* “oooooooo been a while”
  2. *describing lips* “Looks like two string cheese”
  3. “Oh my God, it’s like, it’s like a pistachio.”
  4. “Have you ever had a dried peach?”
  5. “When I’m walking around you don’t see the fun inside stuff.”

MY TURN!! 🙂

“Have you ever seen the movie Anaconda? Great movie. Just making small talk, though. So here goes, it’s like a Bic pen cap. With chicken pox. In a jungle of dark tumbleweed. Hasn’t been touched by someone else in three months. I miss my ex girlfriend.”

vagg

my penis


Pretty much.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.