VAGINAS: Watch These Chicks Describe Their Hoo Hoos To A Sketch Artist Then Try To Pick Theirs Out Of A Line Up

Top 5 Quotes:

  1. *pulls down pants* “oooooooo been a while”
  2. *describing lips* “Looks like two string cheese”
  3. “Oh my God, it’s like, it’s like a pistachio.”
  4. “Have you ever had a dried peach?”
  5. “When I’m walking around you don’t see the fun inside stuff.”


“Have you ever seen the movie Anaconda? Great movie. Just making small talk, though. So here goes, it’s like a Bic pen cap. With chicken pox. In a jungle of dark tumbleweed. Hasn’t been touched by someone else in three months. I miss my ex girlfriend.”


my penis

Pretty much.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.