Jogger Being Stalked By Two Cougars Maces The Cougar Dick Out Of Them, Gets Away

Man. If I were being stalked by a couple of cougars on a desolated stretch of highway somewhere in Northern Canada, I think the last thing I would do is mace them.

That seems so stupid. Like, why would you intentionally piss them off? Maybe play dead. If they started to attack, yes, I could see the mace, but don’t spray them from 15 feet away. Why enrage the cougs?

But that’s what Donny Stone did, and he got away, so I guess that’s the right move. Or just never go running in Canada.