Couple Leaves Titty Bar To Have Sex In Car, Forgets Car Is Parked In Front Of A Jail

by 4 years ago
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KVAL

We’re all struck by carnal urges. It’s part of being a human. Those lusty feelings are often magnified by trips with your boyfriend or girlfriend to the local titty bar, where you watch titties bounce around and get all turned out.

So turned on that, when you leave, you just have to go at it in the car. It’s okay. It’s perfectly natural.

If this is you, though, I have some tips.

1. Make sure it’s nighttime.

2. Find a secluded place.

3. Don’t do it in front of a jail

Kelli Knutson and Logan Jackson followed NONE of those tips. Possibly because they did their deed before this blog post existed. Possibly.

No, they left the Brick House strip club, and I need to pause now to show you its sign.

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Via TUSCL

Classy damn joint.

But back to the couple. The couple went to their car and started straight doing it. So publicly and in such broad daylight that it brought traffic to a grind. Like the grinding the couple was doing. From KVAL:

According to police … they left the strip club, walked across the street, got into their parked car and started having sex.

The couple told officers they were too “caught up in the moment” to realize their activity had caused a line of traffic outside the Springfield Jail.

[Sgt. Rich] Charboneau said it was because of those onlookers – and the traffic jam – that officers broke up the activity and made the arrests.

“We’d normally tell them to go someplace that’s safer than a parking lot, or wherever we might find them,” he said. “In this case, we had traffic being slowed down, we had someone complaining about it, so we had to take action.”

The couple was booked on charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

[H/T UPROXX]


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