FREDERIC LEGRAND – COMEO — Shutterstuck
It’s a shame that a book has never been written about the collegiate exploits of our presidents (I’m sure George Bush puffed cocaine out of his ass into the nose of a Skull & Bones brother), but at least we can be thankful someone is reporting on the past misdeeds of England’s ruling class.
A new, unauthorized biography about David Cameron, the United Kingdom’s current prime minster, claims he once stuck his dick in a dead pig’s mouth.
The story goes that Cameron, as part of an exclusive Oxford University dining club (think secret society) stuck his dick in a dead pig’s mouth. From the Daily Mail:
A distinguished Oxford contemporary claims Cameron once took part in an outrageous initiation ceremony at a Piers Gaveston event, involving a dead pig. His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal’s mouth.
The source — himself [a Member of Parliament] — first made the allegation out of the blue at a business dinner in June 2014. Lowering his voice, he claimed to have seen photographic evidence of this disgusting ritual.
My co-author Isabel Oakeshott and I initially assumed this was a joke. It was therefore a surprise when, some weeks later, the MP repeated the allegation.
Some months later, he repeated it a third time, providing a little more detail. The pig’s head, he claimed, had been resting on the lap of a Piers Gaveston society member while Cameron performed the act.
There you have it. The world is run by dumb drunken frat bros.
[H/T Libby Watson]