This Bulldog’s Name Is Diesel But They Should Call Him ‘Dog That Sucks At Playing With Boxes And Runs Into Things’

You can’t fault Diesel the Bulldog’s owner for letting him blissfully run around that parking lot with a box, smashing into any and every wall, car, or fence in sight. When a dog’s happy you just gotta let that dog do his thing, even if that means the dog’s gonna end up making an ass out of himself and wind up on YouTube with a hundred million views. Diesel the Bulldog doesn’t know we’re laughing at him, Diesel the Bulldog doesn’t know we all think he’s an idiot. He’s as happy as any dog’s ever been in the history of both boxes and dogs. However, there’s one thing about this video I just cannot get on board with. What really chaps my undercarriage about this video is this: cats play with boxes, not dogs.

Sure, there’s the old adage about how ‘every dog needs a job’ to stay busy and maintain sanity within this universe, but I’m pretty sure cats called ‘boxes’ some time a few hundred years ago, and dogs need to respect that. I’m 100% a dog person, my dog is my life. But cats own boxes when it comes to playtime, and as a society we just have to respect that.

When we don’t allow pussycats to maintain a stranglehold over box play this is what happens:

Don’t blame Diesel’s ineptitude at playing with a box on the hundreds of years of inbreeding that English Bulldogs have suffered through, causing them to have the tiniest brains imaginable and an inability to learn and follow the simplest of tasks. Box play just isn’t for dogs.

Bone play = Dogs.
Box play = Pussy Cats.