You’d think people would have realized by now that if they’re doing something dumb, vile or embarrassing in public, chances are that there’s someone recording them with a camera phone nearby. Granted, you gotta be doing something real awful if the video is going to end up going viral – kind of like what this Florida mom did. Screaming at off-screen bystanders that they “should have stayed in Africa” and that “Martin Luther King was a slut” is not only viral LiveLeak gold, but add into the equation that:
- She’s from Florida
- She’s white trash
- She’s wearing a bikini…in a driveway?
- She’s clearly drunk
And WHOOP there it is, the type of video that ruins lives and forces you to relocate to a different state. Luckily for this lady, Florida is a hot mess where this kind of bullshit happens at least…once a week? Twice? I’m severely underestimating here but I’m trying to be nice; I wouldn’t like it if you called Maryland the crab-sucking taint of the east coast, but at the same time we’ve got Baltimore – if you can think of anything negative to say, it probably holds true. I mean really, have you seen The Wire?
[H/T Raw Story]