Listen To This Drunk Guy Call 911 Looking For A Date And Ask The Operator If She’s Into Handcuffs

by 5 years ago


When I think of places that I could find a guy could find a date, my immediate thoughts are shopping malls, Starbucks, and generally anywhere that basic chicks hang out. My last thought? 911 operators, mostly because they have to deal with enough bullshit already and don’t need to add you creepin’ on them over the phone to their list of daily “Goddamnit why the fuck am I here” moments.

Stephen Ramsey and I apparently do not see eye-to-eye on this matter, considering he spent over 7 minutes on the phone with 911 doing his damndest to try and get laid. Did he fail?

Ohhh yeah. Big time.

[H/T New York Daily News, header image via Shutterstock]

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