Florida Maid Of Honor Guzzles A Bottle Of Fireball And Turns Wedding Into An Absolute Horror Show

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From a young age, every girl dreams of their wedding day being a fairy tale with Prince Charming, warm weather, endless finger foods, flowers and shit, and not looking fat in their wedding dress. What many don’t fantasize about is their maid of honor, the hand-picked most important person in the bride’s life, to down a handle of Fireball and end up destroy the entire wedding reception.

But that’s exactly what happened to Brian and Jennifer Butler, a happy West Palm Beach couple whose big day was ruined entirely by Amanda Willis, Jennifer’s bridesmaid.

According to WPTV, Amanda began drinking heavily during Brian and Jennifer’s first dance. Guests began taking notice.

“She was a mess. She drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball,” said guest Robert Templeton.

“She was drunk within 20 minutes to half an hour,” said bride Jennifer Butler.

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Willis then began asking guests for the keys to their cars, accumulating in her grabbing the Best Man’s keys out of his pocket and jumping into his car.

Willis backed out and almost hit the best man, Brian’s brother. He grabbed on to the car and held on.

“She took off, and his feet were dragging across the ground. He had to hit the E-brake,” said Templeton.

Guests wrestled Willis out of the car.

“She went back inside. She grabbed up the big bottle of Captain Morgan and just guzzled it like this,” said Jennifer Butler.

The worse was yet to come.

Deputies said that Willis claimed to be having an asthma attack and began shaking like she was having a seizure. Wedding guests transported her to Bayfront Punta Gorda where she exposed herself to deputies, assaulted two medics and kicked over her bedpan, according to the sheriff’s office.

WPTV reports that the arrest is Willis’ NINTH in Charlotte County. She faces charges of larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation.

Yo, if you’re going to choose a maid of honor with my arrests than I have dollars in my bank account, you deserve to have your wedding day ruined. You play with Fireball, you going to get burned.

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