Thank God Your 21st Birthday Wasn’t The Drunken Debacle This Dude’s Was

When your 21st birthday falls on St. Patrick’s Day, you’re allowed a little bit more leeway. The drunkest day of the year combined with the drunkest day of your life?

Yea, you’re allowed to get a level of shitfaced that goes beyond the pale.

Still, I have no idea how this dude lasted four minutes on top of the bar, shirtless, knocking over beers, and dick spraying gin everywhere. Anywhere else a bouncer is dragging you out immediately.

So props to him, for that.

Though he’s definitely going to wake up missing a tooth.

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