Dude Using A Selfie Stick To Film His Mom And His Girlfriend Fighting Is The Only Acceptable Use For A Selfie Stick

I’m fairly confident she’s not invited for dinner. For most dudes, this is worst case scenario. The two women you love most in this world are the two people who hate each other most. And watching them go the distance is an unfathomably shitty circumstance because eventually, you’ll have to pick a side. But for now, just whip out your selfie stick, enjoy your mom getting her ass kicked, and then upload it to all your social media networks because its provocative, it’s what the people want.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.