That Tatted Up Juice Monkey Who Threw A Tantrum At The Trump Rally Has Spoken Out

If you’ve been on the internets in the past 48 hours, which you have because you’re addicted to porn, you’ve likely seen the above video of this roided dude going IN on a group of Mexicans at a Trump rally in Phoenix. The video went viral overnight because of soundbites like “GO FUCKIN’ COOK MY BURRITO BITCH!” and “I’LL FUCK YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY WITH MY BIG COCK!” The dude was entirely out of line and I agreed with none of it, but I genuinely laughed at that second insult. Leave it to the insecure juice monkey to declare to a group of strangers that he’s got a hog. So unnecessary that it was necessary.

Anyway, the man’s identity has been revealed. He is 30-year-old Chad Zack Fisher, and he was interviewed today by the British site The Tab to try to distinguish the source of all that vitriol.

You can read the interview in its entirety HERE, but if you need to go back to searching for gang bangs on PornHub, I’ve pasted the meat and potatoes of the interview below:

I just want people to know, dude, I love all colors. I’m no racist. I am who I am. There’s people out there of all colors that are horrible. Whites, browns, blacks, yellows out there, it doesn’t matter. It’s the color of your heart. You know how many people messaged me to say thank you so much for other people will not do because they’re scared? It sucks that people are scared to stand up for what they believe in, and yet Latinos can do it and it’s fine. And if we do it? We’re racist. White people? The only race you can legally discriminate against. People make movies about us and do we get mad? Like White Chicks? If there was a movie called Black Chicks, it would be a huge race thing. Do you understand? Do you know what movie I’m talking about, right? We couldn’t do that, no way, they’d be like, “this is so racist”. And yet they can make a movie making fun of white people. I just wish people could get over what happened back in the day, to Mexico or Blacks. That was back in the past, people don’t get over it and it sucks. I forgive and forget. A lot of people don’t.

So I think now we can all agree that all Zach wants in life is a mid-level comedy about two black chicks played by white actors. Can we make it happen? Somewhere call up Adam Sandler, he hasn’t said no to anything in 10 years.

[h/t The Tab]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.