Better DUI Shirt: Mom With ‘Support Your Local Bartender’ Or Man With ‘Hold My Beer’ Shirt

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As the old adage goes, dress for the DUI you want, not the DUI you have. That must be the thinking behind these two idiotic drunk driving arrests that went down this week.

First up is Ladion Logan. The 31-year-old mother was arrested for drunk driving in Queens, New York. She was allegedly intoxicated and crashed into another vehicle with her 6-year-old son in the car at 5:45 p.m. on Wednesday.

Police said Logan was intoxicated and struggled with officers when they attempted to take her into custody.

During her arrest, she was wearing a tank top that appropriately said, “Support Your Local Bartender.”

Logan was charged with aggravated driving while intoxicated, resisting arrest and endangering the welfare of a child.

Our second drunk driver with a bitter-sweet t-shirt is Harrison Wootton. The 25-year-old got into an accident in Putnam, Connecticut around 1:20 a.m. on Monday morning after his car crashed into a stone wall. The vehicle was unregistered and uninsured. The registration plates on the car also belonged to a different vehicle.

His ironic t-shirt reads, “Hold my beer and watch this.”

Wootton was charged with operating an unregistered motor vehicle, failure to have insurance, misuse of plates, failure to drive in the proper lane and operating under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

For fuck’s sake people don’t wear a shirt tipping off authorities that you’re a sot if you’re going to do something as stupid and dangerous as drive drunk.