Dunkin Donuts Finally Going To Do Something They Should Have Done YEARS Ago
Dunkin Donuts is going to do something the company should have done years ago, and no, it’s not “pay for your liposuction because of too many Munchkins.”
Dunkin is adding another D and it stands for delivery. What the hell took so long, Dunkin?
“Delivery is clearly a big opportunity,” Dunkin’ Brands Chairman and CEO Nigel Travis told CNBC’s “On the Money” in an interview.
“We’re now developing mobile ordering. We’re doing a private test. We’ll move to a more public test later this year,” he said. “We’ll probably launch mobile ordering sometime next year.”
I’m also doing a private test with Dunkin Donuts and it’s “how many crullers can I fit in my mouth before I cease breathing?” It’s my life’s work.
“The trend in this country is convenience. So I think delivery plays very strongly,” Travis said. “I think the next few years you’re going to see us get more and more into delivery.”
Convenience is the polite way to say lazy. We’re all fucking lazy. We want everything right now. Now! DONUTS! NOW! I’M RUNNING OUT OF CRULLERS AND I CAN STILL BREATHE!