FlipBoardBro Writes An EPIC Story On Twitter But Can You Guess What It’s ACTUALLY About Before The Twist Ending?
I won’t bore you with a giant paragraph that’s all “Blah blah blah Twitter stories blah blah blah words words words,” so let’s just get on with the Tweets.
Story time. So back in my youth I was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on.
— Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
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So this girl is at my class and she’s HELLA cute. I’m sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
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I’m blown but I’m like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along.
— Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
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One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride took a hit. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
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So all the while I’m thinking “maybe this is a phase. She’s gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga.” Nah.
— Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
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We get older and wouldn’t you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can’t believe it. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
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I’m shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he’s clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with him like that
— Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
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I was like “fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend” so I started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
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Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit.
— Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
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Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
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IT’S Harry Potter!!! What? You don’t like Harry Potter? Fine, this is how I feel about you:
If you don’t get the story on my TL we not friends for real.
— Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014
//platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsThere are two types of people in this world: those who like Harry Potter, and dirty fucking liars.
Don’t be a dirty fucking liar.
[H/T Twitter]