Teacher Allegedly Assigned Extra Credit For Students To Go Home And Take Selfies With Their Parents’ Dildos

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A H.S. teacher in Alameda, California is making headlines after allegedly assigning extra credit work for students, asking them to go home and look for their parents’ ‘personal drawer’ and take selfies with whatever sexy toys and dildos they might find. The school’s defense so far is that the entire thing was a joke! LOL DILDOS, amirite u guise?! However, one student apparently did NOT take the assignment to be a joke and actually went home and snapped a selfie with him mom’s original ‘selfie stick’…her vibrator, and used it as an example to show the rest of the kids in class what the assignment entailed.

CBS SF reports:

ALAMEDA (CBS SF) — Parents of students at Encinal High School in Alameda want a teacher fired after they say he sent them home with an extra credit assignment of finding sex toys and condoms in their parents’ private drawers, and taking a selfie with what they find.
Mothers Kimberly Cobene and Evangeline Garcia heard about the sex toy selfie last month from a counselor at an afterschool program their sophomore daughters attend.
“It was to go into your parents’ private drawers or whatever to seek out sexual toys or condoms, or anything of that nature and to take a selfie with it,” Cobene said.
Encinal High administrators implied to the moms that the assignment may have been a joke, but not every student saw it that way.
“From what I understand, a student actually did it and he used that as an example of what it should look like for the other students,” Cobene said.
The parents were skeptical that the assignment was a joke.
“If the kids took it as a joke, then why did one kid take it serious and actually did the extra credit work, and was shown as an example in class?” Garcia said.
They say the accused teacher is still teaching, and they aren’t getting answers from the district.
“We don’t feel comfortable with our children in his presence. All they could tell us is that, ‘Oh, this is an HR issue. It’s being investigated.’ They are not at liberty to tell me anything other than that. It’s kinda been the runaround,” Garcia said.

The mothers of these high school students want the teacher fired for exposing their vibrating selfie sticks. That’s what they think. What do I think? I think that this teacher can’t hold a candle to a homework assignment I once saw assigned in class.

I was studying abroad in Panama, the only class I took was ‘Human Sexuality’ to fulfill a Psychology requirement because, surprisingly, they didn’t have an advanced enough Spanish class for me to take. The first chapter of our textbook was about female anatomy, and in that chapter there was a section titled ‘getting to know yourself’ that basically asked girls to flick their buttons in order to know their bodies. So the teacher, in his infinite wisdom, told the girls in the class (10 girls in the class and me as the only guy) to go home that night and follow the book’s instructions. He actually asked this class of 10 girls to go home and masturbate. The next class there were only 6 girls in the class (and me), as 4 of the girls dropped out and complained to the dean. The professor wasn’t disciplined as far as I know, but he did leave teaching shortly after that semester from what I was later told.

In that same class we also drove around Panama City, Panamá and paid prostitutes to talk to them about their job, how they got into the profession, whether or not they liked it, and all that stuff. After we did that we then took a tour of a Panamanian brothel known as a ‘push button‘. It was a hell of a class.

So my answer is NO, I do not think the teacher in question should be fired from that H.S. if they made a joke and kids took it literally.

[via CBS SF Local]


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