70 is the new 50 (Erica and family are going to be so pissed…but at my age…) pic.twitter.com/KU9IQhaF0w
— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) July 21, 2013
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Look, Geraldo, I'm not going to bullshit you: You're in pretty good shape for a guy your age; you are making the case that 70 is the new 50;. However, you posted this at 2 a.m. on a Sunday. You're wearing rose-colored glasses. And your towel is so purposely low that you've made it as clear as Al Capone's vault is empty that you wax your pubes. What exactly were you thinking? You know how many breakfasts you ruined? You know that you could've just snapchatted this to Cooper, right?
Also, your new cable news competitor Anthony Bourdain had a LOT of fun at your expense:
Geraldo throws his hat into the New York mayoral race pic.twitter.com/Sxh9dBEuWk
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
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The face that launched a thousand breakfasts pic.twitter.com/aTTNOnynRd
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
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The face that launched a thousand breakfasts pic.twitter.com/aTTNOnynRd
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
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Stop shaving your pubes over my sink! pic.twitter.com/qMttiV9CtB
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
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@Bourdain I Touch Myself #GeraldoManscapePlaylist
— Franko (@thedonfranko) July 21, 2013
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“@GoldOlson: @Bourdain #GeraldoManscapePlaylist Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins” Danger ZOOooone !
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
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