Sometimes when a guy meets a girl, actually most times when a guy meets a girl, it goes nothing like we see in the movies. That’s because for the most part guys are clueless as to what we should say to a woman.
That’s never been more evident than in this “Ask Reddit” thread started by Redditor wotheli who posed the question, “Girls: What is the most awkward thing a guy has ever said to you?”
Get ready to feel cringe because these bros really need some help with their game…
Post-hookup: “Yah um, so in case anything happens, it’s like, I use Accutane, so you’d want to get that taken care of ASAP or else that baby would be really messed up.” ~ hannaners
Guy double-bagged my spaghetti sauce at grocery store.
“Thanks for thinking of my spaghetti.”
“I dream about it.” ~ pass1veprogress1ve
“You could be the Amidala to my Anakin.”
I’m a big Star Wars fans and I’m pretty sure he didn’t realize how fucked up that relationship ended up being. At least say the 3PO to my R2 or something better. ~ 99usedcondoms
An acquaintance who talks a LOT suggested we watch a movie together.
Me: “I dunno, would you even be able to shut up for that long?” Him: “Maybe if you put your boob in my mouth.”
Ended that friendship quickly. ~ thegirlwithhighsocks
“If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?”
Needless to say, he never found out. ~ thehangrywriter
“Do your boobs sweat?”
Like, yes they fuckin’ do. But I don’t want you to be imagining that while I’m right in front of you. ~ BettiePaige
“I don’t think about you while masturbating. The only girls I have sexual thoughts about are worthless to me.”
I ran. ~ fecal_festivity
“Your eyes are beautiful like small brown potatoes.”
What the fuck? ~ prolapsingpotato
(On the first date) “It’s convenient that we already have the same last name; you wouldn’t have to change yours if we got married.” ~ not_falling_down
“Your face reminds me of a cat.”
“Why?”
“Because it looks soft and angular and I want to touch it” ~ SaturdayTsunami
“Looking into your eyes is like looking into a pool of panty hose.” ~ bahari05
Standing in line at an airport Chipotle and the guy in front of me says “I’ll buy your lunch if you sit and eat it with me.” I was silent for so long because my mind was going back and forth between ‘wtf’ and ‘put him in his place’ and ‘that’s so sad.’ He went ahead and paid for his meal and left the whole area. Just awkward. ~ buzznights
“I think I left a blowjob back at your place” ………seriously? ~ DelHel
And I think we have a winner!
Check the rest of the cringeworthy results and the classic comments that followed over at Reddit.
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