The GOP (it's a brand, kinda) took to Twitter to ask what issues tweeps (as they are known) care about in the upcoming 2014 mid-term elections. The results were hilarious.
Here's the original:
Tell us your top issues http://t.co/u6aAKiGfen Let’s win big in 2014.
— RNC (@GOP) January 16, 2014
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And the responses:
Chicks trying to pass off urination as squirting. RT @GOP Tell us your top issues. Let’s win big in 2014.
— Desus (@desusnice) January 16, 2014
THE RAEKWON-RZA BEEF IS HOLDING UP THE NEW WU-TANG ALBUM. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let’s win big in 2014.
— Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) January 16, 2014
How come I can't get no Tang 'round here? RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues.
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) January 16, 2014
Why should I have to buy a whole festival pass just to see OutKast RT @GOP Tell us your top issues. Let’s win big in 2014.
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) January 16, 2014
Houston Nutt being unemployed. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues Let’s win big in 2014.
— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) January 16, 2014
Recurring UTI's. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues http://t.co/kDPH7QTXc8 Let’s win big in 2014.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) January 16, 2014
my neighbor has bed bugs RT: @GOP Tell us your top issues http://t.co/zgRuJRz6vy
— Brandon Wenerd (@brandonwenerd) January 16, 2014
Not enough wangs on cable. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let’s win big in 2014.
— Libby Hill (@midwestspitfire) January 16, 2014
People making #NEvsDEN all about Brady/Manning RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues http://t.co/XlYWdaSjdI Let’s win big in 2014.
— Matt T. (@michiganlions) January 16, 2014
And why the hell can't I bring my own Henny on a cruise ship?! RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let’s win big in 2014.
— Petty Rubble (@KidFury) January 16, 2014
He keeps mishearing the safeword when I'm not saying it. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) January 16, 2014
Austerity measures and Jaden Smith's Twitter game in 2014 MT @GOP: Tell us your top issues.
— Logan (@PlagueLovers) January 16, 2014
My cat's breath smells like catfood. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let’s win big in 2014.
— Rowan Kaiser (@RowanKaiser) January 16, 2014
Figuring out the recipe for the green sauce at this afghan kabob place @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let’s win big in 2014.”
— Vote 2014 (@learninlife) January 16, 2014
Sometimes I feel pressured to participate in memes despite not having a funny joke RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let’s win big in 2014.
— J. D. Hatings (@basquiatball) January 16, 2014
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