Hot Girl Gets Stood Up On Date So She Takes Herself On One, Snapchats It, Ends Up In Lingerie, Everyone Wins

I think we can call agree that standing a girl up on a date you two have mutually agreed to is the move of the weak. Short of finding out this chick has a dick as you’re walking out the door, there’s no real excuse for standing someone up without warning. And even if you somehow found out she had a meat popsicle, it’s courteous to send the cliche “Hey, I was under the impression you weren’t sportin’ a hog. I feel mislead and for that reason, I’m out.”

If you’re meeting a girl who looks like Mimi Black, pictured above, there’s no conceivable reason to bail. Unless you’re a douchenozzle.

But when the 21-year-old was left high and dry waiting for a date that never showed, she didn’t do what you are I would do (go home and cry into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s while watching reruns of the Bachelorette and texting ex lovers from middle school). Oh just me? Nvm then.

Instead of wallowing in self pity, the blonde bombshell decided to treat herself to a solo date night, while simultaneously Snapchatting the entire night. She threw the experience up on Twitter, which has already amassed over 15,000 retweets. Check it out below.

Those glasses do a wonderful job of hiding the tears.

Lingerie shopping and a sex on the beach? God damn man, you missed a layup.

McDonald’s for dinner? Something tells me we’d be horrible influences on each other. No worries, Mimi. Hit me up anyway. I’m lonely.

This is how my date night’s usually end too. Putting on my sexiest least dirty pair of boxers and beating it like a battery drained remote control. We have so much in common, Mimi. We could just work.

Good on you, Mimi. Take a shitty situation and turn it into a *Me dAy*

Hit me up if you’re tryna go slummin.

[h/t LADbible]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.