From getting his ass beaten in prison to getting slapped with yet another lawsuit that’ll probably get him whooped even worse once inmates hear about what he’s getting sued over, Jared Fogle’s been learning the hard way that pedophiles do not do well behind bars.
That is, until he got his lucky break – you see, Jared’s reportedly been assigned cafeteria duties at Federal Correctional Institution Englewood, with his main assigned task being “serving sandwiches at the end of the [cafeteria] line.”
I am not kidding. According to TMZ,
We’ve learned the former Subway pitchman was assigned cafeteria duties at Federal Correctional Institution Englewood. His principal duty was serving sandwiches at the end of the line. Our sources say prison officials were privately giggling over the irony.
The problem … inmates felt Fogle was getting celebrity treatment with a cushy job, and especially after he was beaten up in January, so officials decided to move him from the inmate cafeteria.
His transfer from the inmate cafeteria to the correctional officers’ cafeteria is reportedly a “promotion” (insofar that you can consider any department change in prison an upgrade as opposed to a lateral move) in that the officers’ cafeteria serves higher-quality food such as steaks.
Whether or not Fogle is allowed to eat any of the said steaks is unknown, although it’s doubtful – unless the guy wants to get the shit kicked out of him again, it’s in his best interests if he chooses to chow down on gruel like the rest of the peasants.
[H/T TMZ]