This video, from New Zealand’s version of The Bachelor, may have just provided the only answer to the age old question: Why the fuck would anybody want an outie belly button? To which everyone with an outie can now reply, “Because what happens if a small animal shits on your bare stomach? Huh? What happens then, Hot Shot?” We got some real validation for those people today.
Say this was your first date. As well as this girl took the onslaught of flatulence and feces, does the pile of poop in the belly button ruin it for you? Could you ever see yourself kissing that part of her body while the image of caked-on Koala shit is dancing in your brain? I couldn’t. Maybe a lesser man could, but in my head I would be screaming, “FOREVER UNCLEAN!”