Las Vegas Brothel Offering March Madness Package For Anyone Looking To Get Their Balls Dribbled
A Las Vegas brothel is offering a March Madness deal that might be even more exciting than the tournament.
The NCAA tourney brings a ton of sports betters to Vegas. Combine that with heavy convention traffic and March is busiest month in Las Vegas tourism. Sheri’s Ranch emailed to let us know about a March Sex Getaway Package for anyone traveling to Sin City for college basketball or anyone looking to lie to their spouse about going to watch Vegas for work. Unless your work is “banging women not your wife.”
Here’s the deal:
The brothel ‘s March Sex Getaway Package includes round-trip complimentary transportation from Las Vegas, a two night stay at the brothel’s on-site hotel, a romantic dinner with the Sheri’s lady of the customer’s choice at the brothel’s bar & restaurant, and a $2000 voucher toward a negotiated sex party with the courtesan of the customer’s choice. The entire experience is available for a $2100 package deal.
“With these sex packages, we decided to make it easy for our March Madness customers to slip away from the Vegas mayhem for a rendezvous at Sheri’s,” says Sheri’s Ranch owner Chuck Lee. “The success of our sex vacation packages, launched in 2014, taught us that many Las Vegas tourists prefer an all-inclusive bundle that takes away a lot of the mystery associated with visiting a brothel for the first time.”
For more information, go here.
Sheri’s Ranch isn’t owned by Sheri? I’m already skeptical. But $2100 is a pretty good deal. Unless you’re married and your wife finds out. Then it’s $2100 plus half of everything you own.