Let’s get one thing straight.
Jason Bourne doesn’t need anything to do his job. Jason Bourne could take out the entire Russian FSB with a clothespin, a couple mangoes, and some butcher’s twine.
But Jason Bourne has earned the right to choose how he wants to do the job, and if a handgun or a sniper rifle makes it that much easier for him to expose government corruption, then so fucking be it.
And there’s definitely one person who is not at all allowed to tell Jason Bourne how to do his job, and that’s noted not super spy Lena Dunham.
That didn’t stop her from taking to Instagram to tell all of New York to rip the guns off the promo posters for the new Jason Bourne movie.
She shared this picture, taken by her Girls producer Tami Sagher, that had the caption: “Hey New Yorkers, what if we do some peeling & get rid of the guns in the Jason Bourne subway ads. So tired of guns.”
Lena added to the picture her thoughts.
“Good idea @tulipbone! Let’s go!”
Yes. Let’s disarm the only person fighting against CIA overreach and misdeeds. Good idea, indeed.
She already deleted it, perhaps knowing that pissing off Jason Bourne is the worst thing you can do.
At least she’s got that much sense.
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[Via Vanity Fair]