A Man Whose Favorite Liquor Store Burned Down Pens Moving Tribute To Them On Yelp

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We’ve all got a favorite liquor store. The one where they ring you up, no questions asked, whether you are buying a bottle of gin at two in the morning, or a handle of bourbon at three in the afternoon.

I had a great one in San Francisco that was below my house, and that never ever judged me, no matter how wasted I was when I walked in the door.

I can’t imagine how I would have handled them burning to the ground. My go to, gone. That’s why I feel this dude, who after his favorite spot got torched, took to Yelp to tell them how much they would be missed.

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We all grieve in different ways. His eulogy reads:

This place used to have good deals on malt liquor and drug paraphernalia disguised as innocent items. Now that it burned down there is a fence around it and you can’t even get inside the building. The staff used to be so apathetic, which I liked. It was nice buying 40 ounce bottles of Old English at 10:00 in the morning without feeling judged. Now ill have to go across town for that stuff; and thats a long way on a stolen bicycle. I hope they rebuild soon so I can give five stars.

I hope so, too, dude. I hope so, too. The fire occurred in Modesto, at Serv-All Liquor.

It sure sounds like they served all.

[H/T @MilesKlee / DailyDot]