Louis C.K. read the paper this morning. It made him cranky, because he was apparently catching up on all the ISIS news he missed. It’s infuriating stuff. So infuriating, in fact, that C.K. took to twitter to get some hate off his chest and let the universe know he wants to see every member of ISIS get fucked in not only the ass, but all of their orifices, even those that don’t exist.
Oh, fuck you, ISIS. Sincerely please fuck each other in the mouth with forks. You’re 7 year old boys. You’re stupid. You suck.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
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I’m 47. seen a lot of assholes. But these ISIS fuckfaces Are the worst. ISIS please drink Sunoco gas and then have a smoke.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
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Whether or not ISIS is really a bunch of Halliburton employees
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
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Or just homegrown raping marauding cunts they appear to be. Just really. Fuck them already. They stink.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
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Fuck ISIS doesn’t mean yay America. I’m not saying this as an American. I don’t believe they’re coming here. I’m a Martian.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
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a Martian just like every displaced killed raped Iraqi Syrian by Assad bush saddam Cheney ISIS. The separation is an illusion.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
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But right now. As a cranky guy reading the paper, Fuck ISIS in all 3 holes and make a fifth and fuck them there too.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
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I mean a fourth hole. Sorry. Seriously sorry.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
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Don’t be sorry, Louis. As long as we have a power drill with a Forstner bit, we can bore and fuck all the ISIS orifices we want.