Most Unluckiest Man Alive Gets Nearly Decapitated From A VICIOUS Tire Headshot Outta Nowhere!
When you’re in Brazil you’re wondering what could try to end your existence. You surmise that you should have a pleasant voyage as long as you don’t bang any hookers without a condom, avoid Poison Dart Frogs, piranhas, anacondas, and favelas. Then outta nowhere you get nearly decapitated from a fucking TIRE.
CCTV footage caught the moment that Roberto Carlos Fernandes became the unluckiest person. The 50-year-old man was walking alongside his daughter Caroline in Brazil when a rogue tire rocketed down a hill and SMASHED him right in the head. The head-seeking missile destroyed Fernandes, sent him headfirst to the ground, and knocked him out cold.
BOOM! TIRE HEADSHOT!!!
Fernandes suffered severe skull and chest fractures from the accident.
“We were coming home when I heard a horn and looked, but I did not see anything,” Caroline said. “Suddenly, the horn became louder and, when I noticed it, the wheel was already on top of my father.”
Caroline said her father is feeling better. We all hope his bad luck turns into a good year.