A McDonald’s Big Mac currently clocks in at about 550 calories.
Weak shit, if you ask me. What’s the point of even calling itself a Big Mac if it’s barely got enough caloric sustenance to get you through a half day?
What the fuck McDonald’s? How do you expect to keep America obese with that pansy offering?
Thankfully, the Golden Arches is stepping it up, with a new, bigger Big Mac. It’s called the Grand Mac, and it’s got 61% more beef and some extra slices of cheese.
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It’s being tested in over 100 locations across Ohio and Dallas, from now until June 6th.
From Columbus Business First:
The Grand Mac takes the smaller sibling’s singable signatures– two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun – and upsizes it with a third pound of beef, two pieces of cheese and a larger bun. The classic Big Mac has one fifth pound of beef, McDonald’s confirmed.
The Mac Jr. is a single-layer Big Mac intended to be easily eaten on the go, according to the company.
Or, you could stick a Mac Jr. inside a Grand Mac and make a Grand Mac Junior.
Just a thought.
That said, this, combined with unlimited fries, will be the death of us.
[Via Business Insider]