Thought This Was America? Woman Kicked Out Of McDonald’s For Ridiculously Awesome Service Pet

A woman was kicked out of a McDonald’s in Beaver Dam, Wisconsin after bringing in her ‘service pet’ who just happened to be a kangaroo wearing a diaper and a onesie.

Is this not the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave? As citizens are we not free to bring our service pets with us wherever we choose, because I thought this was America?

Well, as it turns out this IS America, only it’s an America where our citizens are getting kicked out of McDonald’s for reasons I simply cannot begin to fathom.

How the hell does anyone kick out <a href="A woman was kicked out of a McDonald’s in Beaver Dam, Wisconsin after bringing in her ‘service pet’ who just happened to be a kangaroo wearing a diaper and a onesie.” target=”_blank”>kangaroos this cute? And what the hell was a kangaroo doing at a McDonald’s in Wisconsin?! These are the questions we SHOULD be asking ourselves.

From Madison.com:

A woman who brought a kangaroo into a Beaver Dam restaurant was asked by police to leave after a customer complained.

Friday at 11:41 a.m., a customer at McDonald’s Restaurant called the Beaver Dam Police Department after a woman brought her baby kangaroo into the restaurant.

Beaver Dam Police Chief John Kreuziger said the caller felt it wasn’t appropriate or safe for the kangaroo to be in the restaurant at 840 Park Ave.

Kreuziger said the woman called her kangaroo a service animal and provided an officer with a doctor’s note to back up her claims. The officer explained to her that people did not feel safe and asked her to leave.

No citations were issued.

No citations?! Why wasn’t anyone at the McDonald’s cited for treading on this woman’s freedom?!? As if McDonald’s isn’t already losing so many customers their CEO had to step down, but now they’re kicking adorable kangaroos out of their stores and expect us to stand idly by and watch?!

I for one am ASHAMED at my own body for craving those delicious McNuggets when my mind is digesting this news of borderline animal cruelty. For now I’ll just have to go on a McNuggets hunger strike until McDonald’s apologizes to me personally for these actions.

And for more on this story you can head on over to New York Magazine, and/or Madison.com.

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