McDonalds Is Putting Old Bay On Its Fish-O-Fillet Sandwich, Cause That’s What Maryland Does Bitches

It’s impossible to visit the State of Maryland and not feel like you just took a bath in Old Bay Seasoning. Maryland Bros love their beloved seafood seasoning just as much as Natty Boh, Cal Ripken, and lacrosse, if not more. Like, I’m not even from Maryland but I think spending a Sunday afternoon at a crab house with your hands caked in Old Bay, crushin’ Natty Bohs is one of the greatest traditions in America.

That’s why today pretty much every Bro from Salisbury to Annapolis to Howard County to Havre De Grace to the whole way up in Hagerstown (fuck you, Cumberland… bunch of imbreds) are losing their shit today like the Ravens just won the Super Bowl. McDonald’s announced it will be adding Old Bay to its Fish-O-Fillet at certain locations, presumably all around the mid-Atlantic. The only thing that would make Maryland Bros more proud is the golden arches adding the Harris’s Crab House crabcake recipe to their menu:

A true Maryland Bro puts Old Bay on everything: Pop corn, bloody marys, pork chops, baked beans. This is a big day for you. Be proud, Maryland. You have arrived. Now here is your obligatory Wedding Crashers quote:

BTW, how delicious are UTZ’s Old Bay chips? The only place I can get them in NYC is Rite-Aid and that’s a goddamn shame.

And Flying Dog’s Dead Rise Old Bay beer? That shit was delicious:

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com