I would say that walking in on your soulmate banging another dude on your couch is a tragic circumstance, but judging by this dude’s calm demeanor, it seems that a mutual friend slapping skins with his wife was more of a relief than a catastrophe.
“Jason, I know you’re a good man, it’s all good, man.” = “Jason, I’ve been jerking off in the shower for years. I’d rather make love to a Rawlings baseball glove than my life partner. This was the best thing that could have happened. We should grab a beer sometime when you’re not fucking the mother of my child.”
“This is not going to be seen by anybody but the judge. You ain’t got to worry about nothing.” = “JK LOLOLOL.”