27-year-old Monica Riley does not give a shit about thigh gaps, six-pack abs or being able to walk up a flight of stairs without gasping for breath. In fact, Monica probably doesn’t even climb stairs anymore – at 700 pounds, she hasn’t quite hit “immobile” status but hopes to reach it in the near future with the help of her boyfriend, Sid. “The plan is to reach 1,000 pounds and become immobile. I would feel like a queen because Sid would be waiting on me hand and foot and he’s excited about it too,” she explained to Daily Mail. “It’s a sexual fantasy for us and we talk about it a lot. He already has to help me get off the sofa and get me out of bed.”
Despite eating 8,000 calories a day, Monica doesn’t cook. That job goes to Sid, who feeds her “around the clock” and makes 3,500-calorie shakes that contain ten Pop-Tarts, heavy duty cream, ice cream, milk and weight gaining powder. Oh, and did I mention that Sid feeds Monica the shakes by pouring them down her throat using a funnel? Because that’s definitely the truth and not something I just made up (no, really.) “The funnel feeding is what I really look forward to,” Monica explains, “I find it to be a very sexual experience and I know Sid likes it too.”
“I have 20,000 online fans and they love to watch the funnel feeding – it’s a big hit.”
Monica’s main source of income comes from clips she sells on Super Sized Big Beautiful Women websites, which Sid helps produce and edit, in addition to being her primary caretaker. “If I lay down after a big dinner he has to help roll me over because my belly is too full for me to roll – it’s a big turn-on for both of us” Monica explains. “Sid loves to cook for me and hand-feed me and I’ve achieved so much since we got together. He feeds me around the clock and I never have to get up to do anything.” What does around the clock feeding look like, you ask?
On an average day, Monica will eat six biscuits, six sausages in a bread roll, a big bowl of sugary cereal, two weight gain shakes, four McChicken sandwiches, four double cheeseburgers, a large portion of French fries, 30 chicken nuggets, macaroni cheese, Taco Bell treats and a gallon of ice cream.
I’d like to think that I’m capable of polishing off all of that within a day too – but truth be told, I’d probably vomit after the sixth sausage biscuit.
But despite nearing the boundaries of what the human body is capable of supporting without imploding on itself, Monica says she’s happy and doesn’t care what her eating habits are doing to her health. “I could get hit by a car tomorrow and my life would be over,” she told Daily Mail, unaware that being hit by a car requires you to be someplace cars frequent, i.e. not the couch inside your house, “At least if I die this way I will have lived out the life I wanted and fulfilled all of my dreams.”
[H/T Daily Mail]