We all deal with traumatic situations in our own ways, so I’m going to try not to go in too hard on this self-proclaimed savage but holy shit dude did you ever think your girlfriend was cheating on you because you refused to stop jerking yourself off? We get it, you’re a mutha. fucking. SAVAGE. bro. and that’s how you do them cheating ass hoez, but me personally, I’d rather be just an average savage-less dude than have my girlfriend getting porked by her ex while I make dinner reservations for the two of us. Just personal preference.
P.S. I have no fucking clue why the chick parked three miles away in what looks to be a quiet residential neighborhood, but 10 more steps and she would have gotten gangrene.