Co-Founder Of Cards Against Humanity Sends Oregon Militia A 55-Gallon Drum Of Lube

This week, an Oregon militia leader made a very frustrated video bellyaching that they were receiving a lot of hate mail including a “bag of dicks” and several dildos. Well there’s good news. They will be receiving lube for their ungreased plastic dicks. A LOT OF LUBE.

The Oregon militia requested supplies after they took over a federal building in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Probably not on their wish list was this 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant that is on Amazon, but they are getting it.

The lube has a rating of 4 out of 5 stars from 329 reviews, and we’ve discussed about this incredible 55-gallon drum of personal lube dating back to last April. Here is product description is as follows:

What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum! With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials. Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap. You may never run out of lube again! Size: 55 gallons. Note: Includes pump. Ships via freight due to weight limit.

This touching gesture comes courtesy of Cards Against Humanity co-founder Max Temkin.

Nobody deserves a dry dildo, not even the Oregon militia who seized a federal building. Plus now they can easily spank it to all that homoerotic fan-fiction that they have also been receiving.

Temkin hopes his $1,193.81 prank doesn’t blow up in his face.

Some argue that this is a slippery slope and that the money should have been used for charity, but let’s not forget about all the hardworking folks who bust their hump to make lube that will profit from this.

Can we talk about how good of a deal the shipping costs are to have a 55-gallon drum of lube get shipped to the a wildlife refuge office in the middle of fucking nowhere? $17.99? Fucking bargain right there.


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