New Oreo Cookie Flavors Might Just Melt Your Face Off

Damn you Nabisco. You did it to me again.

This year, Oreo is offering two new limited edition flavors that might just destroy your mind. These flavors will open up your cranium like an Oreo, lick the top of your brain like it’s the creamy white center, and dunk your face in a glass of cold milk.

Starting, well right now according to some sources, Cookie Dough Oreos and Marshmallow Crispy Oreos will be available for mass consumption. People are claiming to have spotted the new flavors on shelves as early as this past Monday.

I’m writing this post while lying on the second cookie shelf at my local grocery store and I haven’t seen nuthin’. More news as it develops.

I’ll just shove these Mallomars in my mouth to kill time.

[Esquire via Huffington Post]

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