Two Pandas In China Had Sex For Eight Minutes Straight, Which Is A Record For Pandas

Meet Lu Lu up there. He’s the one on the left getting his dick into a lady panda. HOO BABY can he get his dick in good.

In fact, he can fuck for eight straight minutes, which is the longest a panda has ever fucked, according to the Daily Mail. That man is an inspiration to Panda Bros everywhere, who long to fuck for minutes on end.

Typically, pandas only fuck for a little while. Between 30 seconds to three minutes. But Lu Lu up there, he fucks long, and hard, and good. He’s even making his girl grab the headboard. That’s good fucking.

Hey, wanna watch him do it?

[H/T Gawker]