This man sold a photograph of a potato for £750,000 (roughly $1.4 million).
A customer just walked into this dude’s shop and requested to buy it straight off the wall.
His name is Kevin Abosch and he is a photographer. Not only a photographer, but by gone the best damn potato photographer this world has ever has ever seen.
Are you man enough to stare into the soul of a million+ dollar potato?
I’m going to need you to do a couple things first.
Lock your bedroom door.
Retrieve a moist towelette from your top drawer.
Put on your favorite Clay Aiken song.
Drop your jean shorts to your ankles.
Close your eyes.
Now open them.
I want to fuck this potato. But not even on the first date, I want to earn it with this tasty little vegetable (*Googles ‘Is potato a vegetable?’) I want to take this potato to dinner and then paint night with its friends and talk about their problems and then meet its parents because roots are important with potatoes I researched. After that I want to invite it back to my place and when she asks if I wanna ‘fuck’ I’d respond ‘No. I want to make love.’ And then I’d have sex with it but it would mostly be just kissing and sensual heavy petting.
Just kidding, I would fuck the starch out of this potato.
Make a fucking bisque of this betch.