We’re all just spoiled piglets. We can have any type of food delivered to us whenever our fat tummies so desire. So when we have to go on public transportation our plump bellies are like, “I want a cheesesteak with mozzarella sticks on top of them, a cookie dough milkshake, lamb vindaloo and a churro ice cream sandwich.” But when you’re on public transportation you have to be the bearer of bad news to belly and say, “Sorry tum-tums, I brought a bottle of water and a carrot cake Larabar to nosh on until dinner, plus that combination of foods will have us running to the shitter for the next three days.” This maniacal mastermind said, “Fuck snacks that I can fit in my pocket, I want pizza, and I don’t give a hoot if I’m on a train.”
A British DJ traveling from Glasgow to Sheffield via train wanted pizza and wasn’t about to let a little thing like being on public transportation stop him from acquiring that warm, cheesy goodness. DJ Artwork detailed on his Twitter how he devised this delicious scheme to smuggle pizza onto a moving train.
The U.K. DJ forgot to get food before his five-hour trek. Big mistake.
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He started to brainstorm ideas on how to make this fantasy a reality.
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He worked out the timing and logistics.
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But there were stumbling blocks getting in the way of him and his delectable pizza.
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But with great determination he overcame the obstacles.
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The anticipation took hold of his soul.
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The sacred time had arrived, would he have pizza or a big old slice of disappointment.
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YES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pizza and drinkies! HOOOOOORAY!!!
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Sharing is caring.
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The whole pizza delivery process went so swimmingly that the DJ did it again the following day with his friend.
A new era train travel will never be the same again 🙂 pic.twitter.com/XFpMfutqey
— Klose One (@KloseOne) April 24, 2016
It goes to show you that where there’s a will there’s a way. Especially if that will is focused on getting glorious pizza.
[Mashable]