Prisoner Sneaks Cell Phone Into Cell And Gives In-Depth Review Of His Quaint One Bed, One Bath
I’ve been locked in a jail cell one time. For four hours. After doing as many pushups as physically possible (39) and contemplating my next tattoo, I settled into one hell of a depression. It was the longest, most oppressing four hours of my life, even while being blackout-ish drunk. I never acknowledged my freedom of choice until it was momentarily taken from me. And the dude in the cell across from me was masturbating. If I had been in for another hour, I would have whipped my hog as well. No judgement.
One intrepid prisoner was able to sneak his cell phone into the cell to give the free world an up close and personal look at his one bed/one bath, all in the form of a review one would see on Expedia.