WARNING: Watching QVC Hosts Argue If The Moon Is Planet Or Star May Make You Dumber
In case you haven’t gotten a chance to watch your recorded video of QVC on your DVR yet or just happened to miss this amazing cosmic exchange on the channel that sells crap 24 hours a day we have you covered.
QVC host Jane Treacy is attempting to shill these godawful clothes that look like someone already puked on them. To really sell the blouses she describes the pattern as, “It almost kinda looks like what the Earth looks like when you’re a bazillion miles away from the planet moon.”
Oh no. Okay we can look past one little slip-up.
That’s when designer Isaac Mizrahi chimes in and also calls it “planet moon.”
Dear god no.
Treacy realizes that she made an error called the Moon a planet and quickly corrects herself by calling the Moon a star.
This really isn’t happening is it?
The QVC host offers serious queries, “The Sun is a star, isn’t it? Is the Moon really a planet? The sun is a star, isn’t it?”
I think Neil deGrasse Tyson just dropped dead from astonishment.
I’m not saying that QVC host should have the expertise to thoroughly expound upon the quantum physics that construct the eleven dimensions and parallel universes of string theory, but for fuck’s sake can you know that the Moon is Earth’s only moon and it’s only natural satellite.
(The astounding cosmic discussion begins around the 7:17 mark)