Get Laid By Showing This Cute Lil’ Rescued Wombat Who Freaks Out If You Stop Petting Her To Your Girlfriend

This is Sandi the wombat. Yes, Sandi with an “I” and not a “Y,” which implies that Sandi will become a stripper wombat later in life. Sandi lives at the Sleepy Burrows Wombat Sanctuary in Australia and flips her lid if you stop petting her because she’s a spoiled little shit.

Actually, I take that back – that’s not fair to Sandi the wombat. Really I’m just misplacing my hate towards my roommate’s stupid fucking cat onto Sandi because Sandi lives far away and probably can’t read. This cat, on the other hand, meows from the hours of 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. every fucking morning. Like you stupid piece of shit cat, your owner has left at 9:00 a.m. every day for the past MONTH and you still haven’t gotten over it? You really need to meow for 90 minutes every morning while I’m trying to work? If anything, your meowing will win you a swift punt off the back deck rather than a head scratch outta me since I’m allergic. I hate this goddamn cat so much I’m about to stuff kitty litter up its ass and mount it on a wall. Good riddance.

But yeah…Sandi the wombat seems kind of cool, I guess.

[H/T The Dodo]