Jaspreet Singh Kalra, a 15-year-old from Punjab, India, can stretch his body in positions that your favorite pornstar cannot.
The dude has taught himself how to twist his head around 180 degrees and his arms a full 360 degrees, on top of contorting his body into positions that I have trouble describing in words.
Kalra hopes to be the number one contortionist in the world and turn this hobby into a lucrative career. He appears on the latest season of ‘India’s Got Talent’ on April 18.
Meanwhile, I can’t stretch my hammies at the gym without feeling the heat of volcano lava rushing down my entire leg.
Sidetone: Odds that this dude has sucked his own dick in the past 24 hours: 700%.