Russian Lunatic Destroys Entire Electronics Store With A Crow Bar While Customers Watch, Confused

Russia is Florida and Florida is Russia. And if it weren’t for these two deranged places on the planet, I’d be blogging about what Kim Kardashian ate for breakfast. I’d must rather be bringing the fine readers of BroBible real news: like dude’s getting high as fuck and stripping naked claiming to be the Savior or a Russian guy’s iPhone freezing and demolishing an entire Radio Shack for it. The psycho’s motive is unclear, but it’s Russia, it’s best not to ask questions.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.