Russia is Florida and Florida is Russia. And if it weren’t for these two deranged places on the planet, I’d be blogging about what Kim Kardashian ate for breakfast. I’d must rather be bringing the fine readers of BroBible real news: like dude’s getting high as fuck and stripping naked claiming to be the Savior or a Russian guy’s iPhone freezing and demolishing an entire Radio Shack for it. The psycho’s motive is unclear, but it’s Russia, it’s best not to ask questions.