Mirror photo? Check. Crop top and a white strappy thong? Check. Rib tattoo? Check. Girl’s got “class” written all over her, especially once you take a peek into the background of her photo and see a bunch of stilettos, Lubriderm and…dildos?
Yup, a giant collection of dildos in the top left corner of her profile photo. Did I say she was classy? I take that bac- no wait I stand by my statement. Only a true bad bitch is dominant enough to throw a bunch of dildos into her Tinder photo and not give a fuck…or she’s obliviously stupid.
Pick one and run with it.
On the OTHER end of the Tinder spectrum, we have 21-year-old Kristin who’s chosen to steal babies and pretend they’re hers just so she can make a funny in her bio while also telling dudes she’s down for bareback.
No idea how many matches she’s getting, but a girl with a sense of humor > dildopalooza in my book any day.