Guy Gets Stuck With Thousands Of ‘Star Wars’ Knock-Off Toys And Toby-One Is Legendarily Awful

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This is the amazing thing about some people who try to make money off knock-off products. They don’t even try. Like, if this is going to be your thing, ripping people off and passing off pieces of crap for Star Wars characters like REALLY make the stuff look as authentic as hell.

Nope. Criminals are lazy too.

Karl Baxter, of Wholesale Clearance UK Ltd in Poole, Dorset, said: ‘We acquired this stock in a bulk lot and as a big Star Wars fan I had high hopes. The first disappointment came when we realised they were Episode One characters, as this is arguably the weakest of the films.

‘The second disappointment came when we realised they were very unconvincing fakes.

‘We obviously can’t sell these, but as they’re amusing we thought we’d showcase them. It’s just a shame we’ve got so many boxes piled up at the back of the warehouse.’

They have BOXES of these Star Wars knock-offs laying around. They’re so awful I bet they sell a ton just based on their stupidity. I mean who wouldn’t want to own Toby-One?!?

[via Metro]

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